Maharet ([info]maharetnin) wrote,
2005-08-30 12:08:00
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Up when I should be running errands

"minus_the_bear ASKS
2005-08-29 19:24 (link) Select
thank you for your answers. now can you tell me what's inside a lava lamp?
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Wax. And colored water. Wich means if you really really need to get your mustache waxed and you don't have time to go out and get it done you can just heat up the old lava lamp, crack it open, pour out the water (which I wouldn't drink because it will probably give you diarrhea) and wax away!

"nwscuba sAYS
2005-08-30 07:36 (link) Select
And if you choke a smurf... "

You have thrown off the balance of smurfs VS. Freaks in the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

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[info]transcendence1

August 30 2005, 19:25:56 UTC 6 years ago

I don't think it's water...I think it's a type of oil. But I could be wrong. ;)

[info]clockworkbuddha

August 31 2005, 03:35:33 UTC 6 years ago

Choke a smurf...sounds like some kinda DRUG codeword to me!!!1111oneoneone

[info]nwscuba

August 31 2005, 09:46:07 UTC 6 years ago

Actually it's an old joke, "If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?" Considering a smurf is already blue.....

[info]clockworkbuddha

August 31 2005, 14:10:04 UTC 6 years ago

But it's just _begging_ to be a euphemism for _something_. "Choke the Smurf", "Smother the Snork", "Defenestrate the Care Bear"...

[info]nwscuba

August 31 2005, 14:20:26 UTC 6 years ago

Hahahahahaha. I agree.

[info]lexluth0r

September 11 2005, 14:57:08 UTC 6 years ago

I'll choke your smurf if you choke mine!

[info]maharetnin

September 21 2005, 02:11:16 UTC 6 years ago

Um.... Now just a minute here!


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